Wednesday, March 24, 2021

when fire was alive

Jedda walked carefully down the stairs into the basement. The candle in her hand gutted slightly in a draft. She would have to remember to tell her father once she got back up stairs. She carefully put the candle holder down near (but not too near! Her mother's voice said) the small bags of chemicals on the shelf. She grabbed some wood from the wood pile and opened the door of the furnace.
 The fire seemed hot and expectant. There was almost no fuel left in there, and the bottom of the grate was full of soot. She would need to remember to tell her father that too.
 She thrust the first piece of wood into the furnace, and the fire curled around it like a warm, ok, very warm cat. The second piece, and it jumped on it greedily, and the third was only part way through the door before it was grabbed by the fire in the furnace and pulled in. She sucked on her singed fingers resentfully and closed the door.
 "Don't give it too much wood at once" her mother would say. "The fire in the furnace is not terribly smart, it will burn up all of the wood you give it, so don't give it too much at once." With that advice, and the candle, feeding the furnace three times a day had become *her* job.
 Jedda looked at the piles of chemicals on the shelf, near (but not too near) her candle. She sucked on her fingers some more, and thought about what her older brother had told her about them. The ones in the white pile made the fire burn hotter, the red pile one made it bigger, and the green pile made it smarter.
 Jedda rubbed some of the green with her fingers, looking at the candle and the furnace, then quickly rubbed it onto her skirt, grabbed the candle and walked back up the stairs.

 When she got back up the stairs, the adults were still talking about boring adult stuff. The (actual) cat was on the shelf above the heater. She put the candle (carefully!) back into the candle container, as her father had shown her, so as not to let it go out. The candle flames were only young, and could go out if you bumped them too hard, or blew on them. Jedda remembered about the draft downstairs, but her father was deep in conversation with her mother about something, so she decided to pat the cat instead. She sat down sleepily on her chair, and propped her arm up with the chair back so she could scratch the cat without having to hold her arm up.
"The whole warehouse was on fire, a huge fire" said Jedda's father, Samel. "I don't know what they were thinking there, there was magnesium and iron powder, and more copper powder than legally allowed in one place."
 "No wonder the fire got so big then! What were they thinking?" Jedda's mother Yuddih sat down at the table, wringing she skirts with her hands "This is terrible for the town! Think of all of the food in that warehouse. How did it start, do they know?"
 "The fire service think it was the furnace fire, maybe a draft or something, it was quite windy this afternoon, though it has calmed down now" Jedda tensed, then relaxed sleepily, she knew there was something she should remember...
 "so, what happened to the fire?" Asked Yuddih.
 Her husband stood up to gesticulate " well, they had to put it out, of course! It was bright green from the copper, and smart enough to know where to go, and what to burn. It itself got too big really, all they needed to do was to wet down some of the warehouse, it had burnt too much iron oxide, and didn't have enough fuel to sustain itself. Luckily there wasn't any sulpher about, so it couldn't reproduce. It would have been had enough with one big fire, let alone loads of other small fires all over the place, smart as that."
 "What's wrong with a smart fire, daddy?" Said jedda sleepily.
 "People don't want it too smart, they think a smart fire will try and free the other fires and escape. Then we would be stuck, nobody knows how to make fire anymore. Not really."
 But Jedda had fallen asleep.

Wednesday, December 2, 2020

the magician who could turn into a goldfish

Reon was sitting in his study, reading the latest issue of "magicians quarterly" when he heard a knock at the door and some unfamiliar voices.
 He jumped with a start. Were they burglers, or worse, creditors? He'd told the Jephsons the week before he had some jobs lined up. Maybe they had sent some thugs around to speed up his repayments. Where was the scrying glass? 
 Bother, it was in the bedroom, he'd been "checking up" on one of the neighbours the night before. If he went to get it, they would be able to see him through the glass front door.
  They were now talking loudly enough, he could hear their discussion.
"He must be home, he spends most of his time in bed reading those bloody journals."
 "While smoking that ratty old pipe of his! Reading will be the death of him."
 "His buggy is here, he must be home."
 "Unless he's gone for a walk?" Said a woman's voice.
 "In this weather? It's freezing I tell you, absolutely ghastly."
 "I say, just knock on the door with your cane again, there's a good chap"
 "I've knocked several times already. You can see the impressions on the door"
 They were going to break the door down! 
 "Is it locked? Go on, try it. I'm sure he won't mind if we wait for him inside, given the weather."
 Too late, Reon realised he'd forgotten to lock the front door. He heard them opening the door and coming inside! As a one of the most powerful magicians in the city, there was only one thing for it. Quick as a flash, he turned into a goldfish and lept into the fish bowl beside his reading chair.
 Reon could hear them indistinctly as they searched the house. He swam in a few worried circles and then hid in the clay boot as the door to his study opened.
 In came his best friend, Jenkins! The burglaring traitor! He must want my books! He was with another, burly, man, carrying a top hat, and a shorter man with a cravat. Reon made sure to note the distinctive birthmark on the short mans face, in case he need to identify him later for the police.
 Last into the room was a shapely red-headed woman in a green dress. It was his neighbour, Marie Osterman! Curiouser and curiouser!
They all came into the room, having a good look at the books. The shorter man ran his thumb along the shelf, nodded appreciatively and then took a book off the shelf. It was a first edition of 'Dobsons Spells and Miscellany', a rare book out of print for 50 years. The shorter man looked inside it, saw it was a first edition, and astonished, put it back. Were they here to steal his books? The scoundrels! Once they left, he'd need to call the police. 
 As the group turned to leave, Jenkins exclaimed "Well, what jolly bad luck, I was sure he had said he wanted to go to the play with us. 'Of Persimmons and Passion fruit' is only on for a few more days."
 Dash it, he'd forgotten! He'd made a promise to Jenkins to see the play, Jenkins had been quite taken with the leading lady. So now he wasn't quite sure what to do.
 The group left the study, heading towards the front hall. In his haste, Reon splashed ungracefully out if the fish bowl, and landed, in human form, with a wet thump on the floor.
 Hearing "What was that bang?" come from the hallway, Reon kept to his feet and swiftly changed his neckkerchief into a bath towel. Marie, his curvaceous neighbour, cautiously opened the study door.
 "Sorry, I was occupied in the bath, what's this I hear about going to a play?" He attempted to say this as casually as he could, while rubbing his hair with the towel. Marie looked around, puzzled, as there were no other doors into or out of the study.
 "'Of Persimmons and Passion fruit' old bean" said Jenkins, as if that explained everything.
 "Of course", replied Reon, flinging the towel onto his reading chair.
 "Come along then", said Marie, taking him by the arm and guiding him out of the house. "The play won't watch itself".


Wednesday, March 11, 2020

the Zug under the rug

We first found out about the Zug under the rug when we one of our cats went missing. We found half of her in a room we didn't use much, by following the smell. I fetched a long handled brush and shovel from the kitchen, wondering where the other half of the cat was. The Zug under the rug tried to take the brush, and I left the room pretty quickly, to find my brother Carl. I could hear the Zug under the rug scrabbling around, trying to eat the brush, instead slapping it against chairs and knocking over lamps in its futile attempt. I guess this is what made it frustrated and precipitated what happened after.
 So I found Carl in the bathroom, brushing his teeth with the vigour of youth, and easily persuaded him to come take a look. On our way back we speculated how the Zug under the rug had gotten into the house (the broken window downstairs Dad had never repaired, or some other hole small enough to miss, but large enough to enter by).
By this time the Zug under the rug was seemingly content again, having consumed, or not, the long handled brush. Carl speculated about what kind of prey a Zug under a rug would have in the wild, if it was leaving half chewed cats out to attract more things to eat.
 I wondered if we could get it out by the usual trick, with scalding water, or wait it out until it died. Not much is known about Zugs under rugs, though Carl pointed out some crocodiles only need to eat once a year, so maybe it just needed half of the cat.
 By this time we were at the door, having taken about the most round about way from the bathroom to the lounge you could imagine. Carl was wearing a catchers mask, some fireproof gloves and a butchers apron we'd found last summer. I had the hard hat, a painters facemask and some shin guards.
 I looked at Carl, and he motioned for me to open the door, while he raised the ice hockey stick. We'd had a tussle about who would open the door, but in the end he had won by sitting on me.
 I raised the iron fryingpan in one hand, grabbed the door handle, and pushed the door open.

Monday, January 13, 2020

having a bath in the bathroom

So, I went overseas one time, and I was in the airport, feeling like I needed a refresh because I'd been on a long flight. So I went to the bathroom for a bath. I got my own cubicle, which was nice, but bath was really small, and the water was cold! I couldn't sit in the bath, like I normally would, so I had to stand, and put in, like my left leg, dry it, then put in my right leg, dry that etc. And the towels were really small too. But the best thing was that you cloud flush away the used towels and the dirty water.
 Then, when I finally got into the city, j was really tired. I found a rest room and thought "great,  maybe I can find a bed and have a nap" but it was another room with baths in it! I was really confused. There was a guy with a uniform on in there, I said to him "where are the beds" he said "there are no beds, here, have a towel". So I had another bath, and then found out the baths could convert to a seat, so I sat down and had a rest.

Monday, December 16, 2019

Clean windows

"clean ya winda's for ya mista?"
The shop keeper looked sceptically down into the wheeled bucket next to the urchins feet. The water was black, about 2p worth from the municipal pumps. The windows in his shop were high up the limestone block exterior.
"With that water, I doubt you could get anything cleaner except yourself! Be off with you." The shopkeepers apron bounced on his belly as he spoke. The urchin turned and nudged the bucket and mop a little down the street, and around the corner.
"clean ya winda's for ya-"
The woman in the flowershop looked up, and shook her head sadly. The urchin was in Norbert's territory now, but Norbert hadn't been seen for days, so he was probably safe. The flowershop lady looked sad, and bent more closely over the flowers. The urchins tummy grumbled. His grubby hand reached into a grubbier pocket, but came up empty.
"Clean ya winda's for ya, mista?"
This shops windows were covered in a thick layer of hardened black grime, and no light penetrated into the building.
"Bigger off you!" Said a red-faced man, his head thrust through the narrow gap between door and doorway.
"Only 5p a winda, mista. Look, i got a brush an' all" The urchin waved the brush around, splattering dirty water in the wall of the building.
"I said no! Bugger off"
"I may be short, but me brush is long enough to reach the top o' ya windas, sir" the urchin reached up with the brush, the red faced man half out the door now, yelling "No! No! No!" But before he could stop it, the brush had been expertly swept down the window, to reveal the terrified face of Norbert, crushed up against the glass. The urchin paused, shocked, the brush clattering to the pavement, the bucket unheedingly knocked over, as the red-faced man dragged the now-struggling urchin into the shop, and with a terrible finality, slammed the door shut.

Wednesday, September 7, 2016

Arcade update

So, I've started building my arcade again. Recent set backs have included:

 A nice big scratch down the side of the case. I just need to respray it.

 Hardware problems, the motherboard and screen have been in storage for 2 years and don't go any more. I've got a replacement board from an old work computer, but no screen yet.

A framebuffer issue with advmenu. The driver for the old board seemed to have a compatible framebuffer driver, but the current board doesn't. I did extensive research but was unable to find a solution.I believe the solution may be to either use svgalib or use an xwindows driver to allow advmenu to display. What I've done instead is install groovyarcade (after trying the advance CD distribution, which I couldn't compile). I've set up groovyarcade with all of my settings files, installed fceux and updated advmenu to the most recent version.
 Even on groovyarcade, you need to run advmenu under xwindows (using the 'startx' command) as it has the same framebuffer issue. I'll test it out with svgalib and see if I can figure out how to get advmenu going with windows, as a window manager.

Tuesday, September 6, 2016

My Cardboard Rift/Moculous/Boxulous

My Cardboard Rift/Moculous/Boxulous

So, I have a cardboard rift which I am going to use for Skyrim (I'm very excited!)

I bought a google cardboard from the internet. It needs modification as I wear glasses and they get smushed when I am wearing it. Just some padding to keep it off my face should be enough.

To get Skyrim on my phone, I've used:

This is mostly cribbed from this post, with Trinus VR replacing Kainy
https://www.reddit.com/r/Android/comments/2bo4jx/google_cardboardbased_diy_rift_works_with_amd/

Trinus VR (http://trinusvr.com/) plus the android app: (https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.loxai.trinus.full)

I'm just using the free version at the moment, it gives an hour of use for free.
The interface is kid of ugly, there was a version before called Trinus Gyre which looked much better, but whatever. Trinus has built-in screen splitting, so no need for a screen splitter such as Tridef. It also doesn't play the audio through the headset, so it will play through the computer speakers or headphones instead. Trinus will let you play over Wifi or USB connection. I haven't experienced any latency with it yet.

I played with the mouse input with Trinus (which involves turning off the Windows application, changing the option and then turning it back on) but nothing worked.

To get the mouse tracking woking, I used FreePie (http://andersmalmgren.github.io/FreePIE/) and this script:http://pastebin.com/GUVfrbu7

I had an issue with the mouse not moving when FreePie wasn't focussed, but running it as admin as per this post (https://github.com/AndersMalmgren/FreePIE/issues/40) fixed that nicely.

I have yet to play an actual game of Skyrim, but its looking pretty promising.

Other applications to look into ( I tried these, I liked Trinus and Freepie best, they were simplest):
Tridef: screen splitter (https://www.tridef.com/cart/product.php?productid=3)
Kainy screen broadcaster (http://www.kainy.com/)
Riftcat screen broadcaster (https://riftcat.com/)
vireio screen splitter (http://www.mtbs3d.com/new-vireio-site)
Kinovr kind of worked, but would only run backwards

Update:

I have played skyrim, it's quite good fun! Some tips:
Set your interpupillary distance. I found the video quite blurry until it was changed.
The resolution isn't great still, so I'm going to have a play with the compression settings, it's currently (roughly) 75%.
Use a mouse. I thought I could get away with a mouse replacement, but at least in skyrim I still needed the mouse for autocentring/centring the screen, as well as using the mouse buttons.
I also will need some foam, as the Google cardboard squashed my glasses into my face. I also have the 2nd version of the cardboard, so I taped over the conductive button.